url change!!

also about to update my icon and shit so,

formerly hungoverterezipyrope!

now im vaguely referencing pmmm!

theartofmadeline:

wizard husbands go to the farmers market

  

catmask:

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

  

kushblazer666:

  

weaver-z:

There’s a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a “duet me” challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

  

heedra:

fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

  

thickness-protection-program:

oscillatingdichotomy:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

whenever I sneeze fart I feel like a neutron star

Isn’t that a quasar

No a quasar comes from active galactic nuclei/black holes. The picture shown is a neutron star but more specifically a pulsar, which makes the original joke even funnier bc it implies that op is spinning really fast while theyre sn'farting

  

hugcollector:

girl help she’s going for the bread

  

superhumans:

boo boo keys

  

locus-p0cus:

validwarriorcatsnames:

amarkls:

cryptid-on-a-string:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

weird horse

“Websight” is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog